If you’re in the UK, you can’t have missed that the husband of Jacqui Smith, our esteemed Home Secretary, has been found out – not only for watching porn on telly, but charging it back to his wife’s ministerial expenses!
Once I had stopped laughing, I set about finding out exactly what he was watching. A friend (who shall remain nameless, but thanks – you know who you are!) who works at to Television X, the channel that he had been watching on his Virgin TV account (haha!) they kindly told me which days he had been watching, and what was showing each day. So I checked and found several of the TV programmes available on Strictly Broadband as movies – the difference being they have the hardcore versions!
Natalia and her fella Graham were recommended to me by Joe A, Saharas friend (and adviser) whom Natalia worked with previously…Thanks Joe! They were blinding!
Natalia was a lot prettier inperson than she was in her pictures. I hope my pictures do her justice. Those of u might notice it was shot in a hotel and critics might make snide comments of how typical, but we did it for practical reasons since they came to London for a few days, therefore decided to do the shoot for Real Couples while they were here from up North.
They turned in a highly energetic video from the bed to the bathroom I would have to say the only awkward moment we had was when it came to the anal, well, Graham isn’t exactly small in the trouser department but not one to be out done, Nat took it like a trooper and . Thats not to say she didnt like it, on the contrary, she just needed time to get into it. Graham followed up by shagging her twat for a bit before she ended up on her back, head hanging off the bed for him to empty his balls in her mouth. A thoroughly rude but hot and intimate affair from a very friendly and nice couple. What more could u want?
Poppy Morgan is a very hc chick. Her favorite kind of man has to be older than her and she shacked up with Darren and showed him the time of his life in this clip. She may be young, but Poppy Morgan has all the right moves to get any dude off.
After yesterdays shoot, Faye and I ended up in Hull staying in a hotel overnight in readiness for todays shoot with rising porn star and porn producer husband and wife team Poppy Morgan and Darren whom I met several months ago at the offices of Rude Britannia whereupon I found they were a couple and promptly asked them about doing a movie for same said series which they were familiar with. They also had a new lady called Summer who hung around to download the couple at it, which added an interesting slant to the proceedings as Poppy and Darren shagged in a variety of positions, Summer got up and moved around to make sure she didnt miss any of the action and having a fiddle with her bits downstairs at the same time before revealing she never saw anyone getting it on like this in such close proximity, discounting her first shoot earlier in the week aside. To be a bit different but more intimate at the same time, Darren came inside Poppy and pulled out to reveal a dripping load pie as opposed to the traditional cumshot pop shot that is expected of porn stars. They were even kind enough to give me a copy of their first dvd release through Rude Britannia “The Wedding”. I guess we’ll be seeing and hearing a lot more from this couple in the future.
Daria Glower is an outgoing lass. She likes to dress funky, strip to erotic music, and fuck on scene for everyone to view. She’s a show off and we love her for it. Check her out with her knees behind her head getting slammed by a giant man meat in her vagina and her tight little rump.
Daria Glower was intriguing to me. Daria and JJ just got back from the UK from a shoot with some producer I have heard of but don’t know and although she was polite and warm to start off with, I noticed she did get a bit tetchy and was wondering if there was a problem between her and her boyfriend JJ. Apparently not, but she was a bit tired and had a bit of a personality I would liken to Laura Turner when I met her for the first time through Kris Knight, that is to say, she was nice up to a point then her behaviour suddenly became a bit erratic. This is not a problem for me, as I was paying them for a perfomance, not to be my friend but as it turned out, Daria is one of those rare girls that loves to get things going and this she did as they role played some scneario of pensive boyfriend pestering his tired girlfriend for sex then wants more. I guess we’re all too familiar with that scenario eh fellas? They did this really well, as JJ segued from being nice and passionate to a bit mean, as did Daria by saying …”today is not an anal day”. I laughed to myself at the realisation of this in my own personal life. Another thing I liked about Daria is the way she moves and poses. She is very sexual. Almost catlike and it is all natural. I think she may be a very sexual woman in general but don’t quote me on that. I only met her today. I deliberately fore -goed the HMI lights to go with daylight for this so that it didnt have a polished look like the One Guy Banned scenes as this was supoosed to be real and gritty but we were’nt shooting in the couples normal environment which I prefer. They turned in quite a wild passionate video and JJ screwed her in the arse and stroked out and shot the fruits of their labour all over her muff, wrapping a good video up for the day. By the end of the day, Lucias condition was worsening and she was now throwing up, unable to keep any food down.
This is a pretty sweet little home made sex video. My stupid PC is still broken so I can’t fully hear everything but she definately moans a lot towards the end – which I always enjoy. Now the video is supposed to be of a college girl – I assume an American college girl (whats that, like 19/20?) – but this girls tits are saggy, almost post pregnant saggy with massive brown nipples.
Im a pretty sick mother fucker, so I quite enjoyed them. So does the guy in the clip. She certainly looks hot in the dress at the start anyway. Probably best we dont see much of their faces though. In general, a great home made sex video, filmed in some birds bedroom with what seems like a genuinely dirty bird who enjoys a good fuck. It may even be a hidden tape.
Actually a buddy of mine is telling me it could well be a British bird, so extra marks!
Ok this video is definately a proper home made sex tape. These two genuinely look like they are boyfriend and girlfriend. I’m not gunna lie to you, I dont know if they are or they aren’t. Frankly, i dont care either. The bit im interested in is that they filmed it, and how realistic her moans are – that bit is important. The bad news – my PC sound card is fucked, so I cant hear much, but she does seem to moan loud at the end.
Why not log in and leave me a comment to let me know if she really enjoys it? I know i did
Oh yeah – I almost forgot, happy St Patrick’s day to you all!
Poppy Morgan is a very hc chick. Her favorite kind of man has to be older than her and she shacked up with Darren and showed him the time of his life in this clip. She may be young, but Poppy Morgan has all the right moves to get any dude off.
After yesterdays shoot, Faye and I ended up in Hull staying in a hotel overnight in readiness for todays shoot with rising porn star and porn producer husband and wife team Poppy Morgan and Darren whom I met several months ago at the offices of Rude Britannia whereupon I found they were a couple and promptly asked them about doing a movie for same said series which they were familiar with. They also had a new lady called Summer who hung around to download the couple at it, which added an interesting slant to the proceedings as Poppy and Darren shagged in a variety of positions, Summer got up and moved around to make sure she didnt miss any of the action and having a fiddle with her bits downstairs at the same time before revealing she never saw anyone getting it on like this in such close proximity, discounting her first shoot earlier in the week aside. To be a bit different but more intimate at the same time, Darren came inside Poppy and pulled out to reveal a dripping load pie as opposed to the traditional cumshot pop shot that is expected of porn stars. They were even kind enough to give me a copy of their first dvd release through Rude Britannia “The Wedding”. I guess we’ll be seeing and hearing a lot more from this couple in the future.
Second shoot of the day and already I’m tired before arriving at the home of Carly and Mark in Ashford, for the third time in a few months to complete this mega epic home video for Real Couples. Those in the know may recognise Mark for his Capital Ride days under the pseudonym of Stan Muttley to Randolphs Shagnasty. To be honest, Carly has been on my to do list for a very long time now since meeting her in Brussells 2001 then on working with her recently on Sandies Wife Swap (which is a bit of a misnomer really) that I decided to bbok tem for Real Couples. The first time we managed to get through the pictures and start the scene but due to my arriving late at the pub where we were supposed to meet, Mark got carried away and had one or two more than expected waiting for me. A week later, Mark performed okay but with the pressure in his head of failing me the previous week, failed to do a load shot.
Tonight, Mark cracked it and gave us the jizm shot to complete the video. The problem with shooting on three seperate occasions is the change of details, most noticeable was the change of sofa. However, I’m sure not too many people will notice this discrepancy and if u do, then shame on you. Seriously though, we cracked it in the end and the reason I was more persistent than usual is because I really wanted this couple on the site was because of who they are and what they represent to me and the industry we are in. Mark is no longer in the business side of it but he has still brought something to the table of note from previous years. Some may even recognise Carly for her work in The Cameo Collection.
The scneario was 1 that Mark and Carly wanted to play out the sub skank wife, where he blindfolds her and chains her wrists and ankles to the door where he administers a few light strokes of the whip in training Carly to be submissive, then he releases her to view her masturbate with a heavy metal toy before ordering her to suck his peen to hardness so that he can fuck her vaginally, anally and rounds off cumming in her vag. This is the first shoot I’ve done that ran into 3 tapes but all in all, I think this will string together nicely.
Off to Northampton with Pablo an ex-soldier from Salvador and his brazilian cousin Andreas to meet up with Pabs girlfriend Keyleigh aka porno model Roxy Rare whom I’ll forgive you for thinking was my main woman of the moment for the reccurring frequency of her appearances here. The moment I sussed she had a fella, lets face it, u knew it was gonna be Real Couples city here I come right?
All I can say about today was that it went blindingly well. A bit surreal if u consider Pablos cousin sat in and watched him fuck Keyleigh every which way till Sunday (even up the bum) and load all over her. Some might have needed couselling but I’m sure the lad derived great amusement from this singing in the corner “Ah, Push it- Push it real good” (Salt n Pepa) and the occasional mimmicking of Keleigh moaning in ecstacy and (more hot for me) speaking hot in Portugese as Pabs maneouvred his hulking body over her, ravaging her with passion and skewering her on his big latino man meat, it had me wondering: Why don’t more of our boys perform like this? There was more passion and urgency in this chaps performance where as some performers tend to be a bit more laugh a minute about it all. Still, it made for a really hot, sweaty and energetic scene. The most funny moment was when Pabs was shagging the bejeezus out of his girlfriend in the bedroom (again Andreas followed and watched) when the flatmate turned up said hi and carried on with what he was doing in a casual manner. This man is a tenant in her home. All in all a very relaxed but intense shoot punctuated by some interesting distractions and ambiences made this a amazing day out for me.
