Archive for April, 2009

Louise & Mark

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

At best it was a difficult shoot that started out a little bit awkward for the simple fact Mike, Louises partner of eight years had beginners nerves or for want of another word: stage fright. I also feel a bit guilty that I didn’t have my usual chat prior to meeting with both partners. I have worked with Louise Parker before with Sahara which was where I met her for the first time, so I feel honoured that she chose me to shoot her first boy/girl on the basis of that first time.

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Mike wasn’t very assertive and seemed to lack confidence in his own abilities. I am sure he is a amazing man and everything as he is still in a relationship that seems to be a loving one after eight years. My powers of deduction lead me to believe the decision to make this clip was not made with altruistic motives. If there was then there would have not been a problem. The magic ingredient that was missing was; exhibitionism. This is the driving force behind almost all good sex scenes captured on film and lets face it, Mike is not an exhibitionist. That said though. He was getting the hang of it on the soft version and had I got to know him better we could have shot it the other way round. Soft then hard version last.

All things said and done though, it wasn’t a disaster. Far from it. If anything it was as real as it could get in the circumstances that reminds me from time to time that I’ve been on a good roll so far and that every now and again, I will have my work cut out with editing. After all I managed to capture all the elements to make a scene work. The getting it up, the getting it in and the load shot. Which was fairly spectacular but the way in which it was achieved may not be that dynamic but hey. The best news is, what could end up looking like an average shoot may well end up being a whole lot more as Louise and Mike have offered to shoot their own video in home made mode which should be a lot better than the effort we made today as well as being that bit more personal. We shall wait and dl what they have in store for us.


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Shelly & Alan

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Up to Norwich today to shoot the seriously shaggable Shelly and her boyfriend of three years, Alan who were really cool and surprisingly easy to work with on pictures, seeing that we made short shrift of the session to get right onto doing the scene which, despite their having done it a few times before weren’t as dynamic in their positioning as I would have hoped but this was largely my fault as I told them I was more into documenting them rather than directing the action. This aside, they were a lot better than I expected, since I took care to get interesting angles of them having sex.

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They started off kissing, which had I thought of it at the time, would have opted for a more teasing intor to show off Shellys body, which I’m sure many of you appreciators of the fine art of the female form will appreciate, considering she has two children already (not with Alan). They moved the action to the sofa where she sucked his man meat teasingly before Alan returned the favour to lick on her meaty twat flaps. I love that type of vagina by the way and was even tempted to ask for a lick but decided to conduct my self properly rather than a dog in heat, besides, refusal sometimes offends so it was best not to even go there, since they were doing so well anyway. Alan moved into a position to insert his man meat into her muff and was good enough to do it in a way that I could download with a camera. Too many times, couples are used to performing that the male smothers the partner with his body but since chemistry was at work here and these were’nt porno performers, I made the exception.

Then something funny happened. There was a sound of keys in the door followed by several bangs of protestation to open it. It was Alans flatmate who had returned home earlier than expected. The siutation was funny as Alan struggled to put his clothes on and make the place appear normal while relocating the shoot upstairs to the bedroom, all with a hard on that wouldnt quit. I was in full-expect anything mode documenting the goings on as it happened. I do love my distractions.


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Jolly & Michael

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

The great thing about meeting Jolly was that she was better looking in person than the pictures I saw. To look at her boyfriend, you’d think he was already a porn star and better still, as a performing couple, they were brand new as in never done anything before until now. So I was the one who got to try them out first. Despite the language barrier, I got Lucy to translate to them I want the video as real and creative as they could give me. This they did with vigour.

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There was no lying about the fact these 2 were definitely an item, by the way they made eye contact, the communication in their language. Something that was hard for them to do since English speaking producers, mainly Americans don’t want them to talk unless they talk English. I encouraged it and for all I know the guy could have been snarling to his girlfriend: “Why you look at ebony bloke!You want suck his man meat! I will kill him and roast his balls on open fire for you!” For all I know, but seriously, I’m sure it was something more intimate, more between them and if this was a test shoot. Michael passed with flying colours. Jolly lived up to her name revelling in the fucking from the bathroom where they watched themselves in the mirror before she squatted down to eagerly suck her juices off his weiner. He returned the favour by licking her out and talking to her (in Czech). They moved the action to the sofa where they screwed in several positions. I think doggy style was their favourite position of choice before moving the action to the kitchen table chair and the bedroom where Jolly checked herself out in the wardrobe mirror as Michael pounded and grinded into her muff. I forgot to mention that he spunked in her twat on the sofa and cracked one out over her face at the end further proving a hot video without anal sex can well and truly be just that…a hot vid.


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Petty Pol & Dennis

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Our last day. The girls were woken early by the building shaking as an earthquake was in congress but it turned out it was due to the heavy industrial machines they were using to flatten the road outside which the workmen have been engaged with since Monday. We wererat The Casa Italia on the outskirts of Prague, the area that was severely flooded a year ago. It is now in a period of reconstruction and loking all the better for it. Today was the loudest day and I was hoping to shoot in Katalin and Saharas apartment. They suggested I shouldnt. I wanted to do it because it was fun but as circumstances turned out, I had to shoot in the upstairs 1 where Faye and I were staying.

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There was a knock at the door and I answered it to find a beautiful lady standing there and no Dennis the boyfriend. They had come separately. Pardon the pun. Dennis arrived 10 minutes later after parking his car and by this time Katalin and Sahara had made their way to the airport. I was hoping Dennis understood my direction that without the lights being set up, I wanted real ambient light, preferring to use my onboard light as a fill in. I don’t like scenes that are lit up like studio sets. Well, not this line anyway.

Another thing, and I can’t really blame the euro performers for giving their best to the producer, but they seem so serious in their work. I had to stress to Dennis I want the film lively and real. I want Dennis and Petty not what I think they should be. Have fun. Dennis tends to stare at me for awhile like I’m not sure if he understands but I think he got my drift as he did deliver a good performance as did his girlfriend. They’ve been together a fair while and Dennis disclosed he would like to marry her at some point. They fucked on the kitchen table, the chair and the sofa before Dennis inched his tool up Pettys arse hole and penetrated her in a variety of positions alternating between twat and arse. I think this is termed as sinking the pink and the brown before getting her in the reverse cowgirl for a bit where she rode him to climax in her vagina rounding off a tiring but productive week of shoots that was, not entirely without its problems but I feel vindicated that it was all good. I would like to thank Karl for organising the shoots on behalf of myself, Sahara and Katalin and his lovely girlfriend Satin for being so accommodating. She also did a wonderful job on make up on all but the Real Couples scenes (I like to keep that raw and real). U can look forward to these shoots on Kat Vargas Bedtime Stories and Simply Sahara in the next few months after it has premiered on www.clittyslickers.com and www.realcouples.co.uk first of course. No doubt Sahara will inform you of her new site when it is prepared.


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Emma & Fevrd

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Fevrd is not exactly new to this getting his willy out and doing all manner of rudeness with ladies on camera lark but on the day he was unusually shy. He said he didn’t want to let me down but I think performing with your partner is sometimes harder than performing with a woman as a one off performance but he pulled it off quite well, pardon the pun.

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Emma was done up in a black pvc skirt and stringy revealing top and thigh high boots, which Fevrd really loves. After watching her do a strip while sticking out her bum (she had no knickers on mind) Fevrd busied himself wanking to the spectacle of her on the pole and approached her whilst bent over and sank his tool to the hilt in her hairy twat and began thrusting away turned on all the while about her wearing no knickers under her mini skirt. He stepped back and enacted a fantasy scenario as if she was a young woman on the street at a bus stop minding her own business as she walked around the pole acting coy then he ordered her to come over and bend over touching her toes and stuck his dick in for a few strokes before repeating the same procedure, the next time he got her to squat in front of him and suck his peen for awhile before acting out the same nice teen scenario of making herself look proper like a lady before getting her back to be a slut, pulling her skirt up and fucking her again.

They moved the shagging to the bench then on the futon where he stuck his cock in her arse, they continued this for several different positions before Emma ended up on her back with her vagina brought up in the air so Fevrd could jack off all over her muff rounding off a pleasurable and imaginative shoot. As Emma said, third time lucky. I got you in the end for Real Couples is what I would say :-) Look out for Fevrd Ruff Shag adventures coming soon from Wrist Action Entertainment…Yes, seriously.


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Bambi & Lionheart

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

The thing about shooting for this series is, you never know what you are going to get until u get it. Despite sounding like a letting agency Bambi and Lionheart turned out quite well for their debut performance. Thing is, a few days prior to the shoot it nearly never happened at all and was dogged by reshedules and doubts that had me feeling a domestic situation had developed between the pair of them or they had heard something negative that put them off me from some whiny individual or other. The long and short of it being, and my advice was, if there was any doubt for a moment about what they were about to do; then don’t do it. People who make a decision to get their clothes off and fuck in front of a camera have to be real certain about this before flinging off their togs and going all out, bollocks swinging in the wind. They made their decision there and then that this was what they wanted to do and that was it.

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This aside, the realisation must have dawned on them and they seemed shy in that do-or-die kind of way. Both Bambi and Lionheart are first and foremost, strippers/dancers. Bambi mainly does pole dancing. They got in touch with me through the website and despite my earlier fears that Lionheart may not be able to perform, on the day it seemed Bambi was the 1 who wasn’t so confident. A cup of tea and a chat later I explained to them that I was merely there in a documenting capacity, rather than direct them shot for shot in what to do. In other words, I was there to make the kind of scene they wanted to make, not what I was necessarily looking for, even warning them that if they got into a domestic dispute about anything,I would still video it.

Lionheart didnt need much more than Bambis’ loving attention with her full sensual lips around his bell end to get him going and all the nerves previous were no more as the pair got right into it, after Lionheart set up his own camera to vid the proceedings. Nice touch. They started off fondling and kissing (as most people do). This may not be a creative way of starting a video but its the way I notice all couples seem to initiate sex but interestingly, Lionheart stopped this after awhile to sit back and see his woman play with herself as he watched and wanked, engaged, fondled, licked her pussy and Bambi wanked him to his first load shot, then she jump started him again and he screwed her on the sofa in an unusual position as I quietly got down to filming the best angles I could find. The dynamics of this shoot were pleasing to me and I could feel the heat between these 2 who had no problems doing what they did, except after Lionheart climaxed in her mouth, Bambi sighed that this career in porn malarkey wasn’t really for her, deciding it was all too personal to do as work. I suspect this was more Lionhearts idea which in my mind shows what a game gal Bambi was to do this for her man in the first place. It may be her last time performing with her fella on camera but they would have never known this had they never tried it. Still, by the time the dvd comes out, they might even change their mind. A commendable effort I’msure you will appreciate


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