Archive for April, 2010

Justine & Martin

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

Justine and Martin Gunn both are working porn stars in their own right and no doubt met from doing porn which has its own set of chemistry right there in itself, so a little lecture from myself at the beginning didn’t go amiss until it came to doing the stills and Justine decided she wasn’t going to take her fellas large tool in the choo-cha (back door action arse fans)…It turns out they don’t really do anal in private but only for videos and since I insisted on reality based’ I thought…Aw shucks, what the hell. Bum fucking aint everything. Though to be brutally honest I think it would’ve been more fun for me to download than Justine receiving it, although she promised she would do it for me on any other shoot but…’not with his fucking size! Look at his weiner! It will killme!’

Yes Martin is’nt what you would call under developed by any long shot but this is why I devilishly goaded her with a’ Go on young babe! Just for me” Bless her cotton socks, she was actually thinking about doing it but I insisted I was joking as goading couples into doing things they do not do or want to do is not my style. That would really detract from what we do with this line but I promised her I would book her for another shoot outside of her partner and I will find the biggest dick in The Czech Republic to plunder her bum hole with….Ha ha haaaa! Justine darling you have a beautiful arse and it would be a crime against all humanity to not download u do anal but today, seriously in danger of getting thumped by her fella I let it go.

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Actually Martin is a twat cat and we discovered through conversation we knew certain people over the years in the industry from here to Belgium so I scored brownie points there.

Familiarity and chit chat aside we got down to the business at hand and the couple turned out a rather nice vid. Justine gleefully manhandled Martins weapon in her mouth so well I thought it was going to leave stretch marks on her lips. Seriously the way she went to work on him I bet she could’ve taken it up the bum no problem and secretly I wondered how I could manoeuvre the shoot to abit of back door loving but this would’ve seriously robbed me of the chemistry that ensued between them. It seemed quite clear that Justine, despite being much smaller than Martin seemed like she was the one wearing the pants…But hey, don’t most women come across this way in relationships?


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Mai & Frank

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

Some very interesting firsts I’d like to hoot and holler about but since it may be quite explosive, I’ll just have to be a wind up merchant and leave u in the ebony. One first I will disclose is that Mai is very much with child, being 5 months pregnant and two weeks away from getting hitched with Frank who wanted his name changed since he was roped into doing this by his missus. The only downside was this 1 took forever to film as Frank was knackered after a days work and having had no sleep the night previous which obviously wankers the dynamics of anyones performance no matter how hot their missus looks.

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Mai is in my opinion, stunning. She has gorgeous hazel coloured eyes which contrasts with her thick tresses of black hair and Persian complexion. One could mistake her for being Indian…But she aint. Id say she has an uncanny resemblance to Bollywood celebrity Shilpa Shetty (Yeah u know her. The bird at the centre of the Celebrity Big Brother race row). That aside though things kicked off quite well. It seems Mai calls a lot of the shots when it comes to these things. Having come from a background of glamour modelling and fashion, she crossed over into porn because she was plain just bored.

She came to my attention through the BGAFD and sought me out because of the Real Couples angle. Frank allows her to do porn because they are both an up front and honest couple who swing for the thrill of it occasionally as opposed to a lifestyle choice. I don’t think she has done more than a handful of porn scenes but she roped her fella into it and promised to do something special she hasn’t done yet with any of the other guys….Can u guess what?


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Holly & Scott

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Holly and Scott was put my way by my webmaster at Real Couples and on my initial contact by phone, Holly expressed interest in doing a vid with 3 or 4 other guys. That would have been great but would have posed a few questions that demanded answers that were outside my control. In short organising a shoot of this nature could go one of 2 ways. I wasn’t comfortable about taking that risk and groups shoots are awkward at the best of times. Had she known the guys beforehand it might have swayed me so we ditched that idea.

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As it stood, today was their first official vid shoot outside of their own home made gonzo efforts. Apparently 2 of their tapes were destroyed in a heated argument. Such a ashame as we would have benefited further by including a preview with commentary during the movie. Oh well, I guess that baton goes to another couple.

Holly and Scott are proper amateurs in my thinking. Pure and untainted by porn politics and it is with this I expect them to be a bit shy with anticipation making their first scene. Walking into uncharted territory and all that. Normally it would be the guy but Scott was totally fine, it was Holly who was the more insecure of the 2 as she was feeling unsexy but at the same time wanted to make the video. I’m sure the money might have been a central motivation but lets face it, its not really everything in making the decision to jump in the deep end and get ones kit off and bits out to do something intimate for a strangers camera is is? I was patient and understanding and to be fair Holly did give me wood (which is a good sign in itself) but she was hindering her fella who was bordering on rock hard and floppy because her mood was switching side to side. One moment she was giving him a sexy blowjob, next she was saying he is sweating more than usual (huh?)…Course he’s sweating. He’s turned on. Revved up to go and make a porn video with his missus. I took time to explain to her that she has to help him to help her to help me make my scene for them. Yes, this is more team work than you realise..


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Nikki & Steve

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010

The interesting thing about this shoot is that we have a real MILF. Not just a MILF bit a proper MILF with a genuine young partner. There seems to be such interest in this stark contrast of mature sophisticated teen with the young partner and I find this real hot because I remember loosing my virginity to a lady half my age and I was considerably younger than Steve who has been with Nikki for nearly 10 years and married for two and their relationship consolidated with a child. Nikki has another 2 from a previous relationship.

Its also strange that Steve doesn’t like camera agreed to even do a mov in the first place. That would have meade me doubtful of the shoot had I found this out before we booked the shoot.

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Nikki has a lovely body on her and I can definitely watch why she appealed to Steve. All that wealth of sexual experience and confidence must feel liberating when u know you are in the hands of a woman that knows and wants to do what she is doing, especially when u view how curvy her bum is and it still has dimples!!! They started off in the usual way couples start off, kissing and canoodling, fondling and groping each other with Nikki reaching into Steves pants to fondle his dick to hardness as he rubbed and fingered her twat to get her ready for the penetration that would ensue.

Nikki led Steve upstairs to their bedroom and sat on him when he laid down on the bed to have her vagina licked as she reached back and fondled his cock to hardness as she grind her muff into his face. The moaning and groaning told me she was liking what he was doing to her and she got up to squirt on him as she came then carried straight on slobbing his cock in the 69 position as he continued licking her out until his weiner was prepared for twat, she turned right round and sat on it, rocking it inside her like it was a joystick (I guess that’s where the word came from)…Also notice the woman is also sexually in charge by taking the initiative. Another appeal of the MILF. She rode his wang facing away looking back at his reactions as he watched her arse going up and down with his cock firmly entrenched in her wet vagina and when it sprung out she moved her vag back on his mouth as she sucked her vagina juices off his dick.


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